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3.28.2010

French Provincial and White Trash Pin Up-erry!

Man, the past couple of days have been hectic at best! I had a pretty amazing shoot with Butch of PiercedWingz Photography (http://www.modelmayhem.com/93376) and model Theadra, to start the weekend. Gorgeous and 70 degrees, spring dawned here in Nashville. The theme was white trash pin up, and photos to follow (as soon as I get them!)

We ended the day with a slug from our "moonshine" (not really, but wouldn't that have been cool?) and a trip to 88 Kitchen (http://www.88kitchen-tn.com) for some munchy, yummy chinese buffet!

** Tiny Chicken Run: Now, when my hubby and I lived in Atlanta, we had our #1 good ice cream (china buffet) called New Century Buffet on Scott Blvd. It was awesome! Our favorite waitress would try to extoll the virtues of New Century by telling us all about her #1 good ice cream. **

At any rate, 88 had just about everything Willy Wonka stocked in his fridge. Really fresh sushi, shucked oysters, pepperoni and extra cheese pizza, crawfish served hot or cold, hibachi, dim sum.. you name it. Standard chinese buffet fare suggests a 50/50 good to bad. I'd say they hit it out of the park with a solid 90%

I like to start my meals with cold items, so I dined on kimchee, marinated squid, tai nigiri, seaweed salad maki, stuffed scallops (which were neither scallops nor good) and a few pork pot stickers. Second round added maguro nigiri, stuffed bean curd skin, those yummy little green beans, fried zucchini, manila clams in black bean sauce, chicken dumplings, and some peculiar lemon curd dim sum that defies categorization. What a tally, eh? The only notably inedible object was the scallop debacle- think unidentifiable seafood ingredient and miracle whip baked to golden brown in a shell. *BLECH!*

Onward, Ho! (No, not me!!!)

I rolled out of bed this morning with Rillettes on my mind. My dad got a pretty neat cookbook for Christmas this year; basically a bucket list of awesome foods. (http://www.amazon.com/101-Dishes-Eat-Before-You/dp/1407564412) I just so happen to read cookbooks like novels, and I would recommend this one! A dish they feature in the book is Rillettes, which consists of slowly cooked pork in the confit style. Confit simply means cooked in it's own fat, slow and low. The meat gets extra meaty, and meltingly tender. Basically, it is a lazy pate.

I did a stint at Bacchanalia (http://www.starprovisions.com) in Atlanta, where we served an adulterated form of Rillettes, but I was in the throes of morning sickness with my older baby... It was simply off the table.

I have been warned against the false idol of "gourmet" Rillettes- made of any variety of non-pork products, so I chose to stick to the real McCoy. Went down to my local Kroger, bought bone in pork steaks, and came back with a song in my heart. Preheated my oven to 275, boned and cubed my meat (about 2#), and added my seasonings. I went with about 6 oz of olive oil, a cup of water, a tablespoon of salt, black pepper, onion powder, and a pinch of thyme. Closed that sucker up real tight, and let her roll in the oven for 4 hours!

In the mean time, I had yet another shoot scheduled, with King Dado of Nashville Voodoo Radio, and his lovely wife, Kallisto Killer (http://www.facebook.com/pages/Nashville-TN/Nashville-VooDoo-Radio/107154522521) to the tune of a lingerie and vintage apron cupcake battle.



In the middle of the shoot, I stopped to take my pork from the oven, and proceeded to "plank" it. I drained the liquid from the solids, and mashed the hell out of them with my fork. That created a small grain of meat that was partially pulped. Then I spooned on a bit of the fat from the pan to give a richer texture. This is, after all, one of the first potted meats! I snuck a taste, and boy was it yummy! Crispy toast and spicy mustard and it will be out of sight. However, it is strongly suggested that you chill your Rillettes for 3 days before eating, to let it properly set and reach it's full flavor potential. So I'll keep ya updated!

After the shoot, I scooted on over to my parents to excercise my chil'uns and prepare dinner. What, pork again? Oh, No!( By that, I mean Oh, Yes!)

I prepared grilled, bone-in pork chops (the ONLY way to go, much more tender and juicy) simply with rosemary, crushed red pepper, and garlic, on the grill pan- about to medium well. Along side, boiled new potatoes, steamed asparagus, and mushrooms a la greque (another technique I am familiar with because of Bacchanalia).

Here is how to prepare them, and I INSIST it is worth it, even if you don't love vinegar as I do. I quartered a pound of mushrooms, and got them started with a bit of olive oil in a cast iron on medium high. The higher heat allows them to carmelize a bit before the water starts to come out. ** On the subject of water, don't be a sissy and wash yer dang mushrooms! They are porous, and you will ruin them! ** I seasoned them up with a bit of minced garlic right out of a jar, dried thyme, and salt. When they started to really sweat, I reduced the heat to medium and added around 1/4 cup white vinegar. Keep stirring them until all the liquid is reabsorbed! Also, make sure to check your seasoning, cause these suckers need a lot of salt. After the pan gets to Au Sec (almost dry) again, add another 1/4 cup of olive oil, and recaramelize them. Let them go until all sides are golden brown and delicious- and there you have it. These are so complex in flavor, so delightful hot or cold, and are unlike most anything you have ever had out of a mushroom. DO IT! Listen to me!!!

Back to dinner!

Lastly I finished the fixin's with a pan sauce from the mushrooms. :) Yep, you read right. Can't very well make a pan sauce from the grill pan, eh? I melted a whole stick of butter, added around 2 tablespoons of spicy mustard, a tablespoon of garlic, and whisked the hell out of it. Mustard is a natural emulsifier, so with the addition of a little water, it pulled together very well. After I removed the pan from the heat, I finished off my sauce with a splash of lemon juice.

Whew, fast meal. I think in all it took me 30 minutes to dream it up and produce it. Less than that to eat it! I think I need to learn to eat slower. Humph.

Yours Truly,
XOXO

Voodoo Valentine

P.S. Got back some shots from our recreation of the Misfit's American Psycho Album by Susan C Illusions! I'm the one kneeling.






3.26.2010

A guide to ruining your diet with Sushi and Indian food!

I've been being really good about eating less. I promise.

And then I had a delicious Sushi lunch at Fulin's (http://www.fulins.com/) with my brand new, awesomesauce buddy Meredith and our total of four kids.

Yum!

** Chicken run: I'm no restaurant critic, so I am going to pass on a few negative points of our visit.. well, most of them. I will say that our food took 45 minutes to get to the table. That can actually be a little scary in a Sushi restaurant anyways- but when you have a 1 year old, two 2 year olds, and a mildly sick 8 year old it just plain ol' SUCKS! Alright, I'm done now :) **

Back to Yum! I ordered a sushi combo type plate; 2 rolls of your choise, plus soup and salad. I was so pleased that they didn't ONLY offer the obligatory California and Crunchy Shrimp rolls for my choices! There were at least 6 viable options, and I chose my two very favorite maki, Negi Hamachi (Yellowtail and Scallion) and Spicy Maguro (Tuna). Woohoo!

The salad was standard Ginger dressing fare, but delicious. Can't say the same for the water, oh- I mean Miso soup. Didn't even matter when my maki came out though! For $8.95 it was a steal. Very fresh, very firm, perfectly balanced flavors. Mmmmm! Now if my 2 year old hadn't stolen half my rolls...

Alas, that was where my diet derailed. And then:

Tonight, I said "Screw it!"

I have a favorite Indian buffet in Elliston Place, Sitar (http://www.sitarnashville.com/) but haven't been able to go there lately. Buffets aren't conducive to good dieting. So naturally I was fiending.

My favorite Indian dish of all time is Mutter Paneer with Garlic Naan. In the past I have failed at great naan, so I left that off the table for the night. Not that I've given up, but I didn't feel like coddling a yeast dough at the moment.

I googled Mutter Paneer, (http://www.indianfoodforever.com/) and this is how I proceeded:

** Slight disclaimer- I use recipes as a skeleton, and that is why I am terrible at baking pastry. I only write down the ingredients, and maybe a note or two on method, then I wing it **

I put on some Valencia rice in the steamer, which requires a 3:1, so ya know!

I sweated an onion, a thumb of fresh ginger, and about 6 cloves of garlic that I had pickled. Ironically, I used all my fresh garlic on the Bagna Cauda from last night! I like to pickle both garlic and okra something fierce, but that's for another day.

After that I chopped up most of a tomato I had laying around in my fridge, added a bit of tumeric and coriander, and simmered on low.

In the mean time, I was boiling some speckled lima beans for my dish- simply because I love lima beans. I had added only salt and some prepared roasted garlic that I had experimented in buying. A note, I was not impressed with the preroasted garlic.

I tossed in a bit of the bean cooking liquid to loosen my Mutter Paneer, and buzzed it with an immersion blender... continuing to let it simmer.

Multitasking as I so often do, I started the Paneer cheese by adding approximately a pint and a half of milk to a sauce pan, salted and scalded it, and added 1 tablespoon of vinegar. VERY gently stirring, I brought it back to a boil.

I removed it from the heat as it began to curdle, and let it rest as I added some condensed milk to my Mutter Paneer.

At this point my rice and my Mutter Paneer are about ready, so I unplugged my cooker, added frozen peas to the curry, and turned off the heat. I gave her a little taste and decided it needed some zing, so I splashed some of the flat champange I was drinking into it. Did the trick right nicely!

And then, it was time for the Paneer cheese. I didn't have any cheese cloth!!! (Oops)

Yep, I broke the rules again to get around this problem... I washed and rinsed out a clean babywipe, clothespined it to a strainer, and poured my curds and whey into the contraption. When they had drained most of the way, I manipulated it into a rectangle and weighted the cheese with a coffee can for about 10 minutes. I suppose you should do it longer, but whatever!.

After a bit, I cut and incorporated my Paneer cheese, and viola!

YUM!! (not meh at all, although I missed my damn naan)

XOXO,
Your Pin Up Gastronaut
Voodoo Valentine

Intro to Pin Up Gastronomy: 101 (Bagna Cauda)

As is evident from the creation of this blog, I love food.

I could probably recount most every meal I have ever had for you in vigorous detail.

I have the outlet of cooking, sure, but maybe that isn't enough? I need MORE food interaction. I need some sort of thought systhesis process. That's all the intro you'll be getting.


BON APPETIT MAGAZINE:

I've recieved this magazine for several years now, and as often as I am attracted to the recipes in it, sometimes I feel like it isn't plausible to try them at home. I've attempted marking the pages of intriguing recipes, sure, but it never comes to fruition. So I decided to create a food diary (not that stupid, fruitless diet kind) for things I want to try and experiments I've finished.

It takes me about 2 hours to properly read Bon Appetit, and then I've taken to throwing them away. I know, I know- save the earth. You try saving the earth with two small kids!

At any rate, a few recipes had caught my eye, as usual, but I tossed it anyway. Whoa! Big mistake.
I seriously jolted awake just as I was taking the train to sleepy town- worried about forgetting which recipes I wanted to try!!

With resolve not usually implemented in a trash can full of dirty diapers, I extracted the magazine the next morning; here is what I've cut out for my food diary. I intend on including links when I can find them, just cause I love you!

- Grilled Calamari with White Bean Stew

- Artichokes with Bagna Cauda
http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/Artichokes-with-Bagna-Cauda-358232

- Sole Meuniere
http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/Classic-Sole-Meuniere-357949

Thus far, I've only made the Bagna Cauda. For you laymans (haha!) It means something along the lines of "Hot Bath" in Italian and is a dip made of 3 heads of garlic, 2 ounces of anchovies, butter, and olive oil. And yep, I did have all those things to whip it up on a whim last night, save for the artichokes. (What can I say, they don't last long in our house!)

  **One little chicken run: I have an uncommon love of anchovies. I discovered my romance with them in 2001, working at Fellini's Pizza in Atlanta Georgia. A woman ordered an Anchovy, Feta, Spinach, Onion, and Mushroom pie, and then returned it because it was too watery. First off, duh. Spinach and mushrooms are comprised of mostly water. Second off, duh. Too many toppings for a NY style pie! ....So we ate it. The sun rose (although it was 9 at night), an angelic choir started singing, and I'm pretty sure I had bluebirds tweeting around my head.**

The method was pretty interesting, because you separate the cloves without peeling them, then boil them for about 20 minutes to soften and mellow them out. Hey, hot baths mellow me out too!
After that, I put them into my trusty potato ricer, extracted all the garlicky deliciousness, and commenced to reheat the paste slowly with some olive oil.

I'll admit, we live in a very tightly budgeted house, but as I don't make a practice of buying crap food, I have stuff like this on hand. I LOOOOOOOOVE anchovies! The last tin I bought had so many annoying pin bones though, that recently I resolved to buy the prepared anchovy paste and save the hassle. It was a fraction more, but I found it delightful.

The paste had been emulsified with butter among other things, so I skipped the butter in the original recipe. I stirred in about 2 ounces with my garlic goo, and let it meld on low for about 20 or 30 minutes. In the mean time, I blanched a less than gorgeous cauliflower I had separated into florets in the cooking liquid from the garlic cloves.

All done, the moment of truth arrived!

(drumroll please!)

Meh.
That's what I had to say on the subject. Meh. My socks remained unrocked. I did like the dip better while it and the cauliflower were still warm though.

Don't get me wrong, when it comes to both the garlic and the anchovies, I will never be a hater. It was just Meh, whereas I wanted it to be LIFE-CHANGING! I mean, I woke myself worrying I had ruined my copy of the recipe for godsakes!

**Flash to this Morning**

I decided to give it another go. When doing my tenure at said pizza place for an unbelievable 5 1/2 years, I used to snack on fresh thick pizza crust with melted anchovies mixed into mayonnaise. I know many of you just gagged! :)

So, as 1 + 2 often does, it equaled 3; I mixed about 2 tablespoons of mayonnaise into my now cooled Bagna Cauda.

Ding Ding Ding!!!

Something about a little extra mellowing from the unctuous quality of the white nectar of the gods (mayo!) just put it over the top. I'll be the first to admit, time overnight in the fridge did help the garlic to sing it's lovely song.. just not enough. After this additon of mayo though, this Bagna Cauda graduated to WOWEE!

And that, my friends, is the Gastronaut's final word on hot fish baths!

XOXO
Your Pin Up Gastronaut
Voodoo Valentine